Radio Shack Will Pay

So my friend just posted a comment on an earlier post about how a 100 foot ethernet cable ran me 90 bucks. Included in his comment was this:
http://www.amazon.com/RiteAV-Cat5e-Network-Cable-100ft/dp/B000V0IE6G/ref=sr_1_21/002-4226323-1706461?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1207954200&sr=1-21
...which is infuriating. That's a serious price difference, I'm angry at life now. Seriously, what the fuck? That's criminal!! I guess that's what I get for being overzealous and not doing any research on the product I was about to buy. But for super serial, Radioshack will pay. Chances are that they won't actually pay and I'll just try to forget about this whole thing because even if I still had the receipt, there's no way that I'm gonna get that wire outta my ceiling anytime soon. That shit was a pain to put in and I probably ingested at least a quazi-lethal dose of asbestos. So, in conclusion, if I get asbestos poisoning or cancer or whatever that shit does to you, then Radioshack will pay...with cancer.


(all opinions expressed in this post are for comic purposes only. no real threat to Radioshack is being posed...........don't sue me.)