Sleep it off. Notice how his left hand could easily have a stiff drink in it.
He must have fallen from pretty high up to go right through the metal flooring.
I don't have a good caption for this one, it's just an awkward position.
Dead Chief does push-ups, cheater-push-ups though.
Dead Chief humps the....wall? Wait a second...
And my medals! These are only achieved in Ranked matches, if I listed social matches I'd have 20 kills in a row! Ah well, here ya go:
Shotgun Spree: Killed 5 opponents in a row with the shotgun.
Skyjacker: Hijacked a flying vehicle from an opponent. This one was particularly satisfying.
Incineration: Killed an opponent with the flamethrower. Also pretty satisfying.
