Stupid Xbox Live Gamertags

I've been compiling a list of stupid Xbox Live Gamertags while playing online. So here's the first entry in what will hopefully be another ongoing segment "Xbox Live Idiocy Revealed"

Here are the first 14 names I've come across that are totally dumb (in no particular order). To those with Xbox Live accounts, avoid these people as they are very stupid and do not deserve to interact with other people over any medium.

1. ThickatTheBasE
2. Z5 PuneJuice 5Z
3. ZOMBI the SKLFKR
4. Slap Happy27
5. joe mama pooooo
6. Dr PooBreath - Side note here, "Poo" is a fan-favorite amongst idiots.
7. SpreadThatAss
8. PooBreeze
9. skullfxxker469
10. butthole4bandit
11. Punknsk8rules - this one isn't offensive in the same way as the others, I just hate names like this..."sk8"...somehow that just makes me so angry...
12. Hickevilbstrd
13. cooterfaceman
14. HaLfR3Tard3d

Keep in mind that these are their names for EVERY game they play using their Xbox Live accounts. No dignity...I'm not saying every name has to be a literary reference or some such artsy thing, but seriously, stop putting "poo" and "skullfucker" in there.
...Jesus.

I didn't Finish Lost Odyssey so I Made Tiny Sandwiches and Large Martinis

I just didn't have time! Actually, that's not true I just didn't play it much. The game has progressed to a point that occurs in many great RPGs, the "where the fuck do you go now" point. Yes, they give you a boat and some vague instructions and basically push you off without even a word of encouragement. I find it very rude.

As a consolation for my game-related troubles, I made myself a series of tiny PB and J sandwiches and Martinis with pickle juice (Pickletinis, if you will). Just delicious.