Stupid Xbox Live Gamertags

I've been compiling a list of stupid Xbox Live Gamertags while playing online. So here's the first entry in what will hopefully be another ongoing segment "Xbox Live Idiocy Revealed"

Here are the first 14 names I've come across that are totally dumb (in no particular order). To those with Xbox Live accounts, avoid these people as they are very stupid and do not deserve to interact with other people over any medium.

1. ThickatTheBasE
2. Z5 PuneJuice 5Z
3. ZOMBI the SKLFKR
4. Slap Happy27
5. joe mama pooooo
6. Dr PooBreath - Side note here, "Poo" is a fan-favorite amongst idiots.
7. SpreadThatAss
8. PooBreeze
9. skullfxxker469
10. butthole4bandit
11. Punknsk8rules - this one isn't offensive in the same way as the others, I just hate names like this..."sk8"...somehow that just makes me so angry...
12. Hickevilbstrd
13. cooterfaceman
14. HaLfR3Tard3d

Keep in mind that these are their names for EVERY game they play using their Xbox Live accounts. No dignity...I'm not saying every name has to be a literary reference or some such artsy thing, but seriously, stop putting "poo" and "skullfucker" in there.
...Jesus.

I Need Someone with a PC and/or More Technical Expertise to Help Me

This would be my first post actually requesting something of my...I'm gonna say, 6-7 readers? Yeah, something like that.

So I got this keygen for a music program I use called Ableton Live (specifically for version 7.03) and it only works on PCs, as it is a .exe file. My old version gave me the inevitable "copyright protection violation" message and shut down just as I was about to add the finishing touches to my newest track (as of yet untitled). This was verrrrry frustrating to me as I have not made a new song in a while and this one was feeling all sorts of fuzzy and special to me. So, if anyone has an operational PC and a few minutes let me know so I can send over this file and have you help me out! It's super easy, should just require you to open it up, send me a number, then have me send you a number which you type in, and then send me whatever number it generates from mine. Make any sense? I promise it's easy...help me, I'm all super sad and stuff.

Easier still would be if someone has an operational version of Live 7 for mac and could send it to me or just tell me how they got it working. Oh! And if anyone's got a Demonoid.com account and wants to invite me, that'd help too!

To conclude I'd like to pose a question: Why is it so hard to get expensive things for free?

I am Ashamed

So I've been playing Halo 3 on Xbox Live a lot recently and this requires the use of the headset from time to time if you wish you talk to your friends or anonymously slander 12 year olds who will not stop calling you gay and telling you that you suck. Little bastards. Anyway, I just want to comment on the picture below which was taken the first time I put on my headset. Do you see that expression? I don't know if you can pinpoint it but I like to classify it as "Quiet Shame"...




...not a bad hairstyle though.

One more thing, I downloaded the Ninja Turtles arcade game (circa 1989) and all who own live should purchase it as well so that we may all play Ninja Turtles together.