Seriously, Right onto Your Head

Seriously, Right onto Your Head

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

BMWBeatz on

So I found this pretty cool site named from an acquaintance of mine and decided to begin posting files on it in relation with my blog. To start off I've posted a song of mine so that anyone can download it and enjoy! So, log on to and download "Echelon" (a personal favorite of mine) as well as Poseidon!

Also, feel free to upload files that you think are cool or whatever, just hit the "add" button and use the uploader on the site.


Monday, April 27, 2009

Satisfying Stick

I got a pretty satisfying stick, and it was pretty long range for my standards.

There's my target.

And the toss!

Stuck ya.

And then he blew up. Poor feller.

Turned out that it got me a Killjoy as well. This made it just a little bit more satisfying in that I knew someone was on a roll, and then got unknowingly stuck from afar.

Steak Salad on Saturday Afternoon

Me and a compatriot of mine made a delicious steak salad on Saturday. Originally, it was gonna be steak and eggs, but it was like 6PM so the steak salad idea seemed a bit more appropriate. Here's a bit of visual deliciousness...

Ready to eat. The bread was used to make steak-salad-sandwiches, which were fantastic.

Up close and personal.

I won't go into the details of how it was made, but suffice it to say there were cooked onions (red and white) and a marinade as well as a balsamic vinegar dressing for the salad. And the ratio of steak to salad was probably 1:1. Or maybe there was more steak...

Friday, April 24, 2009

Unknown Deathclaw Launches Being Perpetrated by the Enclave

I know I said I wasn't gonna play Fallout 3 until Broken Steel came out and I could level up further, but I gave in and played anyway today. I'm glad that I did though, because I came upon a very bizarre anomaly in the game. While wandering around near the "Deathclaw Sanctuary" I looked up to see something fly into the air:

It looks like a teeeeeny little dot, but upon entering VATS...

I saw this, a flying Deathclaw! I even tried to shoot at it. A few seconds later another one launched into the air like a missile trying to hit another missile if Deathclaws were missiles(huh?). It was odd, and they definitely landed because about a minute after their launch, they came running back towards me. Guess they spotted me while flying through the air.
The Enclave's into some weird stuff, I guess.

I Got Splattered All Over a Wall in Halo

It was kinda funny, that's why I decided to post it. Here's how it went down.

Me. running along, blissfully-unaware of my impending death.

The chase is on...a chase I didn't know I was a part of until...

This happened...

And that's my face going into a wall.

Never saw it coming. But I did laugh afterwards.

Megaman 9 First Impressions

I finally got around to buying Megaman 9 on my 360. This game was made in the style of the original 8-Bit Megaman games and is true to form, featuring silly 8-Bit graphics and music, back-to-basics gameplay, and even some cheesy still-image-based cinematic sequences. From what I've played so far (not much) it's pretty fun, just like the oldschool titles. And, true to it's predecessors it is DAMN hard! Like wow, hard! And I haven't even gotten to one of those sequences where you gotta memorize where the little gray blocks appear. Any Megaman fanboys out there should understand that reference.

Some of those guys are pretty ridiculous I gotta say...concrete man?

Megaman 9 features only the combat and movement elements included in the original: no charging your shot, no sliding around, just 3 little yellow bullets on the screen at a time and that's all. The game does features the series' first female boss though, Splash Woman! How progressive. Another wonderful throwback feature of the game.
Annnd, who can forget classic tunes like the password screen from Megaman 2
, another wonderful throwback feature of the game.

I am aware that the game will be frustratingly difficult and require vast amounts of replaying and memorizing stages and bosses, but I'm ready to take it on, and kinda excited about it in a way I haven't been in a little while.

Funny how with all the power that the 360 holds one of the most exciting things is getting oldschool games, or in this case, new-oldschool games.

Bioshock 2

On G4's video game show "X-Play" yesterday, one of the hosts sat down with Bioshock 2's lead developer and what they showed was pretty sweeeeeeet. Not to give anything away get to be a Big Daddy, whaaaaaaaaat!?
Take a look...and man that embed is way too big for my blog, ha!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Misc. Halo Shots

I just played a match of Team BRs on one of the new Mythic maps, Assembly. It was sweet, I totally got MVP, a +8 kill/death spread, and noticed that after collecting all the skulls (which I've recently spent some free time on) it gave me enough gamerpoints to get myself the long awaited perk of having a sword on my character's back! Hooray! Here's some screenshots.

It was a slow start, and I ended up looking like this a whole bunch.

First part of my first double kill.

Part 2 of that double kill, along with a suicide, awesome!

Double kill 2, also, you can see the Hayabusa sword on my back. Totally sweet.

And the team running together, victorious.Link


Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Broken Steel Release Date?

I'm confused. IGN says it'll be released on September 30 '09 but that's gotta be a load. The Wiki article says it'll be released sometime in April and for some reason I remember thinking that it was set to come out tomorrow, April 15, but it looks like I just kinda pulled that outta my ass. If IGN is right, that's some bull-poop. Bethesda could at least just raise the level cap so I can finally play The Pitt and Operation Anchorage without feeling like I'm wasting my time not leveling up.
I mean, look at Lolo, does she look amused by all of this? No, no she doesn't. And I assure you, she is not amused, nor am I.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Hey Anonymous, Shut the Fuck Up

"Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Fallout 3 Level Cap = Stupid":

but 20 has been the level cap in all the previous fallout games. have you played the others? stop whining"

Ha! Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot. You have to be the stupidest motherfucker I've ever come across to think that bullshit outdated features of older games should be kept in their sequels. You're such a fucking 'tard that it's ridiculous. Seriously, just go back into whatever little dank pit you came from you piece of crap.

Also, thank you for your comment, all feedback is appreciated.

Friday, April 10, 2009

New Halo Map Pack Pics

I just downloaded the new Halo 3 Mythic Map Pack and it seems pretty cool. It's got three new multiplayer maps (Assembly, Orbital, and Sandbox) and a buncha random achievements and other nonsense. Here's some shots from some matches I played on the new maps...mostly getting my ass kicked in the process.


See that explosion on the right side of the picture?

That's me blowing up!

Pretty sweet background in this stage.

I got a killing spree!

Then I fell to my death.


This one's more cavernous.

Probably one of the only kills I got.

Following a teammate up some stairs to my death most likely.

Running past a couple Mongooses, which I can hardly imagine using in this level.


This map doesn't seem to be that great, but is supposedly the best for customization in the Forge.

That's not to say it isn't fun launching missles across the open landscape.

And they threw in some vehicles just for good measure.

All in all, I'd say it was worth 10 bucks. Halo is fun.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

4 New (Old) BMWBeatz Up on Myspace!

Listen now, it'll totally be fun.
Just added: Ghost Ship, Aerospace, Poseidon, and Lifestream. You eardrums are begging for it, I know, I can hear them!

Maybe that isn't healthy...

BMWBeatz here!Link

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

More Custom SC IV Characters

More custom characters!






Custom Character, Style: Voldo, No name as of yet





I've obviously wasted a lot of time on this...what can I say? It's fun to play dress up?